The Most Redundant Tattoo Of All Time

When you need a reminder that your tattoo is indeed a tattoo….it’s time for an intervention.Β 

Sometimes I’m the mood for a salty snack, but I just CAN’T decide on what I want! Do I want nuts? Do I want chips? Clearly Blue Diamond heard my prayers to the snack gods and seriously misunderstood my request…..πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘

Sometimes I’m the mood for a salty snack, but I just CAN’T decide on what I want! Do I want nuts? Do I want chips? Clearly Blue Diamond heard my prayers to the snack gods and seriously misunderstood my request…..πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘

Do You Know The Barbie Man?

Stanley Colorite aka the “Barbie Man” owns over 2,000 Barbies and 1,000 Ken dolls. And if you try to touch any of them he will hunt you down, lock you in his dungeon (because you KNOW he has one) and make your life MATTEL HELL. You have been warned.Β 

Please draw your attention to the last word on my thesaurus. Is “poop” really an informal way of saying “information”? ………. -_-

Please draw your attention to the last word on my thesaurus. Is “poop” reallyΒ an informal way of saying “information”? ………. -_-

this. wedding. photo. 
honestly i’m happy if they’re happy but this also makes me reallllly unhappy -_-

this. wedding. photo.Β 

honestly i’m happy if they’re happy but this also makes me reallllly unhappy -_-

and then there’s this lady -_-

(Source: alienixena, via noodlesonmyback)

Tori Locklear is living proof that middle schoolers should stop making beauty tutorials -_-

Can’t get more creative than Fresh Nap πŸ˜‘

Can’t get more creative than Fresh Nap πŸ˜‘

I always knew Prince was kind of a little guy but clearly I had NO. IDEA. 

I always knew Prince was kind of a little guy but clearly I had NO. IDEA.Β 

Serbian butt drums, literally whaaaaaaaaat.Β