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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>A  Collection of Deliciously Embarrassing Moments</description><title>Kill Meh.com</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @killmeh)</generator><link>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>The Most Redundant Tattoo Of All Time</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/10/tattoo-tattoo-redundant-photo_n_3253601.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003"&gt;The Most Redundant Tattoo Of All Time&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;When you need a reminder that your tattoo is indeed a tattoo….it’s time for an intervention. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/50098719539</link><guid>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/50098719539</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 13:28:33 -0400</pubDate><category>tattoos</category><category>help</category><category>so embarrasing omg</category></item><item><title>Sometimes I’m the mood for a salty snack, but I just...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ba31186b1fb569599e95452b88db859e/tumblr_mlqfutvj6s1qfu5qao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sometimes I’m the mood for a salty snack, but I just CAN’T decide on what I want! Do I want nuts? Do I want chips? Clearly Blue Diamond heard my prayers to the snack gods and seriously misunderstood my request…..😑😑😑&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/48731498313</link><guid>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/48731498313</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2013 19:56:53 -0400</pubDate><category>nut</category><category>chips</category><category>stupid</category><category>snacks</category></item><item><title>Do You Know The Barbie Man?</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/ellievhall/meet-the-barbie-man?utm_campaign=socialflow&amp;utm_source=twitter&amp;utm_medium=buzzfeed"&gt;Do You Know The Barbie Man?&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Stanley Colorite aka the “Barbie Man” owns over 2,000 Barbies and 1,000 Ken dolls. And if you try to touch any of them he will hunt you down, lock you in his dungeon (because you KNOW he has one) and make your life MATTEL HELL. You have been warned. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/44815251262</link><guid>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/44815251262</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Mar 2013 18:20:51 -0500</pubDate><category>Barbie</category><category>Ken</category><category>Barbie Man</category><category>Dolls</category><category>Mattel</category></item><item><title>Please draw your attention to the last word on my thesaurus. Is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e424d06f3126406bf640d3e792307f4d/tumblr_mj1xvmLMzT1qfu5qao1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Please draw your attention to the last word on my thesaurus. Is “poop” &lt;strong&gt;really &lt;/strong&gt;an informal way of saying “information”? ………. -_-&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/44398034626</link><guid>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/44398034626</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Mar 2013 16:18:58 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>this. wedding. photo. 
honestly i’m happy if they’re...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e8b3645dbb688667ae861f8df0da595c/tumblr_mj06xlrAfa1qfu5qao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;this. wedding. photo. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;honestly i’m happy if they’re happy but this also makes me reallllly unhappy -_-&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/44321486426</link><guid>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/44321486426</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Mar 2013 17:39:21 -0500</pubDate><category>shrek</category><category>wedding</category><category>photo</category><category>why</category></item><item><title>and then there’s this lady -_-</title><description>&lt;iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/killmeh/44041673651/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_44041673651" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="267" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;and then there’s this lady -_-&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/44041673651</link><guid>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/44041673651</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 23:34:19 -0500</pubDate><category>dance</category><category>party</category><category>fail</category></item><item><title>Tori Locklear is living proof that middle schoolers should stop...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LdVuSvZOqXM?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tori Locklear is living proof that middle schoolers should stop making beauty tutorials -_-&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/43787412931</link><guid>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/43787412931</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:47:23 -0500</pubDate><category>hair</category><category>burn</category><category>middle school</category><category>woops</category></item><item><title>Can’t get more creative than Fresh Nap 😑</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f613d10cd111b0240d5555bb0361d1aa/tumblr_mik037OeNP1qfu5qao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Can’t get more creative than Fresh Nap 😑&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/43624451155</link><guid>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/43624451155</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2013 23:49:54 -0500</pubDate><category>fresh</category><category>nap</category><category>moist</category><category>towelette</category><category>um</category></item><item><title>I always knew Prince was kind of a little guy but clearly I had...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/780edbce528a0043cfa62f7ee9bf4cab/tumblr_mifot6l0Fb1qfu5qao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I always knew Prince was kind of a little guy but clearly I had NO. IDEA. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/43426110881</link><guid>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/43426110881</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2013 15:55:54 -0500</pubDate><category>baby</category><category>prince</category><category>creepy</category><category>motorcycle</category></item><item><title>Serbian butt drums, literally whaaaaaaaaat. </title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/R5mMRiiCwak?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Serbian butt drums, literally whaaaaaaaaat. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/43035877497</link><guid>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/43035877497</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2013 18:53:03 -0500</pubDate><category>serbia</category><category>butt</category><category>drums</category><category>percussion</category><category>music</category><category>wtf</category></item><item><title>Alright PETA…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/69d27302a6c9294857603c880a98d0a4/tumblr_mi4gxbMhIj1qfu5qao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Alright PETA…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/42939663714</link><guid>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/42939663714</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2013 14:31:59 -0500</pubDate><category>peta</category><category>billboard</category><category>florida</category><category>whales</category></item><item><title>"To me it’s just writing songs the way I always have. It’s me sitting on my bed feeling..."</title><description>““To me it’s just writing songs the way I always have. It’s me sitting on my bed feeling pain I didn’t understand, writing a song, and understanding it better.””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Taylor Swift, Elle Magazine&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/42904945353</link><guid>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/42904945353</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2013 00:09:00 -0500</pubDate><category>taylorswift</category><category>wtf</category><category>quote</category><category>song</category><category>writing</category></item><item><title>Bravo Lisa Frank!! You have successfully set me up for night...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0dff64d37200335ccf2daa4fe2c3eebf/tumblr_mi0nuePcW91qfu5qao1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bravo Lisa Frank!! You have successfully set me up for night terrors all month. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/42767185429</link><guid>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/42767185429</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2013 13:11:02 -0500</pubDate><category>lisafrank</category><category>creepy</category><category>girl</category><category>cupcake</category><category>flower</category><category>pupils</category><category>wtf</category><category>valentine</category></item><item><title>This car. Those windshield wipers. NEMOOOOOO 😑🐠🐟</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3aac1c20657754909cb472f6c6180662/tumblr_mhz4m4TZgA1qfu5qao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This car. Those windshield wipers. NEMOOOOOO 😑🐠🐟&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/42698303718</link><guid>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/42698303718</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2013 17:18:04 -0500</pubDate><category>nyc</category><category>nemo</category><category>blizzard</category><category>wtf</category><category>harlem</category><category>car</category></item><item><title>This is Tonik. He needs a home. He also looks like a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b7b791706dd8edf6d37ef895a3e8b320/tumblr_mhxfsmnHRH1qfu5qao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is Tonik. He needs a home. He also looks like a HUMAN…Kill meh.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ibtimes.com//adopt-tonik-dog-human-face-today-photo-1066922"&gt;http://www.ibtimes.com//adopt-tonik-dog-human-face-today-photo-1066922&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/42621204401</link><guid>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/42621204401</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2013 19:24:22 -0500</pubDate><category>dog</category><category>puppy</category><category>adopt</category><category>killmeh</category><category>wtf</category></item><item><title>Forgot to post this from Halloween. You know the apocalypse is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/474f37c232a98a25068304710a948c18/tumblr_mhvhakdIab1qfu5qao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Forgot to post this from Halloween. You know the apocalypse is near when orange milk sounds like a good idea 😑&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/42533955323</link><guid>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/42533955323</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2013 18:01:31 -0500</pubDate><category>orange</category><category>milk</category><category>nyc</category><category>gross</category><category>killmeh</category></item><item><title>And here is a picture of windows that lead to nothing…😑</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fb5761be96ab1df6aedbb3cb680add72/tumblr_mhvb8zZ9Ut1qfu5qao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;And here is a picture of windows that lead to nothing…😑&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/42523755867</link><guid>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/42523755867</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2013 15:50:59 -0500</pubDate><category>nyc</category><category>window</category><category>cafe</category><category>wtf</category></item><item><title>at what Lindsay? AT WHAT?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/372b82ba8c6861dfe7b0065b2e7bd145/tumblr_mhu43yhzCM1qfu5qao1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;at what Lindsay? AT WHAT?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/42486901260</link><guid>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/42486901260</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2013 00:19:00 -0500</pubDate><category>lindsay</category><category>twitter</category><category>wtf</category></item><item><title>Hide ya kids, hide ya wife. And hide ya nose because Lil Kim is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9a6c3ee22df0183f31d7e942c3eecb62/tumblr_mhtbt7mpmm1qfu5qao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hide ya kids, hide ya wife. And hide ya nose because Lil Kim is about to STEAL IT. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;#plasticsurgerynightmare #killmeh&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/42441767734</link><guid>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/42441767734</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2013 14:07:00 -0500</pubDate><category>lilkim</category><category>plasticsurgery</category><category>scary</category></item><item><title>Dolce and Gabbana just released their new perfume…for...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a2b9866ddd971e192e3c3c11be15445d/tumblr_mhrwg2ZfJA1qfu5qao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Dolce and Gabbana just released their new perfume…for babies. If you are looking for something to mask the foul poopy scent of dirty diapers here it is. According to Gabbana, the scent was &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/fashion/dolce-gabbana-debuts-baby-perfume-article-1.1248572"&gt;inspired by&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; baby skin and breath, a mom’s hug, and a child’s first smile… Kill meh.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/42390907402</link><guid>http://killmeh.tumblr.com/post/42390907402</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2013 19:38:00 -0500</pubDate><category>baby</category><category>fragrance</category><category>dolce&amp;amp;gabbana</category></item></channel></rss>
